As any graduate of Barney Stinson University can tell you, everything you need to know in life you learned while watching soft core porn:
- "Pool Cleaner" is the best job on the planet
- Busty blonde women make the best detectives
- Women's prisons are hot, sexual breeding grounds of uninhibited debauchery
While these women are caged animals whom you can love and leave at your pleasure, what happens when they’re no longer caged? Parole boards and over-crowded prisons have conspired to threaten this fragile heaven. So how do you know which violent criminal should be the next notch on your bedpost (that you can make with her shiv!)? You can start by having her fill out this simple questionnaire, provided she knows how to read.
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